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Mykita
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Rozumie tok myślenia, choć jak by mi ktoś na wejście pojechał to pewnie też by mi mogły nerwy puścić, wiec myślę że dodatkową dozę kredytu można udzielić.
Jeżyk: W Moim przekonaniu soczyście nie ma co jechać, bo to uwłacza osobie piszącej. Adresat zwykle i tak wiele z tego sobie nie robi.
Jeż
Anthro
chyba masz racje...troche mnie moze i ponioslo...ale edi tak po mnie pojechal bez powodu ze nie wytrzymalem. sorki
Itty Bitty CYCLOPS MUTANT Kitty!
Zwierzę
*rzuca płatki kwiatów na Jeżyka* Ładnie, bardzo poprawnie ^^ :* xD
Jeż
Anthro
aaaa ratunku przygniotło mie !
Tygrys perski
Anthro
Edek ofiarą losu?! Trzymajcie mnie, bo spadnę pod stół! Ten smok jest jedną z podpór tego forum, nie znasz się Jeżu...
"chcemy loda..."
Tygrys z Cheshire
Anthro
PERMABAN
Chwila chwila jeżu. To ty nie przyszedłeś po sex....
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever seen in my life!"
Charyzmatyczny Nieznajomy z Imprezy
PERMABAN
Po nabijanie postów... jeszcze niech powie, że jest z PSF.
Tygrys z Cheshire
Anthro
PERMABAN
Odrazu jechać. Poza tym każdy przecież wie, że "jeża przelecieć sie nie da"
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever seen in my life!"
Tygrys z Cheshire
Anthro
PERMABAN
nawet słonia, nawet konia,
nawet żyrafę ze stołka jak bieda...
i tylko jeża przelecieć się nie da...
Chyba że powyrywamy mu kolce albo lubimy sm...
nawet żyrafę ze stołka jak bieda...
i tylko jeża przelecieć się nie da...
Chyba że powyrywamy mu kolce albo lubimy sm...
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever seen in my life!"
Jeż
Anthro
za to tygrysa syberyjskiego mozna posowac ile wlezie...
Tygrys z Cheshire
Anthro
PERMABAN
Nie dosiegniesz
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever seen in my life!"
Tygrys z Cheshire
Anthro
PERMABAN
Mowie - nie siegnie.
"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever seen in my life!"
jestę kapibarę
Pwned. Skończcie offtop.
Wilk
Zwierzę
"Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry 'Frink!' as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat.
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all."
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry 'Frink!' as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat.
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all."
--sf.
Witam was wszystkich, jestem tu nowy jak widzicie XD
Itty Bitty CYCLOPS MUTANT Kitty!
Zwierzę
witaj, Marsh... proponuję wypełnić profil i dodać się do 'Spisu Powszechnego Futrzaków', abyśmy mogli się o tobie więcej dowiedzieć
Lew
Zmiennokształtny
Witam w naszym małym gronie! Mam nadzieje że będziesz się dobrze czuł w naszym towarzystwie (chyba że nie lubisz świrów )
Born to be wild
Będę się czuł dobrze w szczególności przy 1 osobie
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